Una Problema

I'm not gonna say I'm my dad in a way and I didn't move to the South I'm really from here.  Ellen DeGeneres I think is mad @ like what I just wrote because my ancestors aren't Floridian.  That's not nice.  I never said my ancesters -were- from here, so someone better tell me what's going on..  I am from the South, that's just fact.  What else?  I said where my ancestors are from.  I do what a modern Floridian does, and it does trace back to old habits, I even saw it.  People not on the beaches of Southeastern Florida and in Key West probably are jealous, just want to take it out like Georgia.